I've been asdf a lot lately, and IDK why people write in acronyms or web language WTF! are they thinking of writing like that ROFL, why don't you STFU and GTFO!
12 julio, 2009
09 julio, 2009
Holy Grandma Spatula!
I was hanging out whit the guys and my new date, and even though my friends can be the filthiest, nastiest and awful people on earth, they thought that Susan curse too much.
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04 julio, 2009
'Fending Fucking Friend, Fought Flaytes from Friend's Failure, Falling Fanges
We were fighting against a group of flaytes, when one of them punched me on the tooth.
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27 junio, 2009
Honey, this is just the beggining.
So I was standing there looking around listening to Kate Micucci, when suddenly IT hit me!
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18 junio, 2009
the best story of my life o.o
Few people have believed my story, because even though it is a very plausible story, no one thinks that it could have happened to me, that I have never been very lucky in my life.
03 junio, 2009
Analogy Monology!
I was talking with my friends... Ok, I have to say that are my friends.
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31 mayo, 2009
'Cause bad Hearing sometimes is Good
I was going to sit with my "friend" CA, but I stopped when i heard this:
OH Come On! If your ovaries were inside out, I would licked them. Now, pleeeeease, suck my external ovaries!
And then I left for good.
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You're just like anyone.
Ok...
Let's put it this way... there's a concert, to gather funds for AIDS cure; and every person who goes to the concert pays their tickets and go inside.
They give a blood sample, to help people with AIDS or for the research for cure.
And it's being held by the Red-ish Cross, an organization never-heard-of.
You're going to that concert knowing that you're one of the last people to get in the place, and they ran out of needles.
Would you go inside?
And if in that group of people, on line, one of them has Tuberculosis, he's treating it... but still, have some sympthoms.
Would you stand next to him?
From Alex McBitter Sweet at 14:20 0 Posts
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How Much Do GAY Costs?
I was at Blondie's, with my girlfriend and "friends".
Girlfriend:Look, there are a lot of Gay People!
CM: yeah, but I don't understand why, if it's just BritPOP party...
CA: ehm, you ansewered yourself.
Me: OK, I'm starting to feel a little nervous, that guy is watching my pants...
CA: let me dare you to something...
Me: What?
CA: If you dance with that guy I'll give you $10.000 pesos.
Girlfriend: NO
Me: My girlfriend said no, so...
Girlfriend: you should kiss him... that costs $10.000 pesos
Me: wow, you really love me...
MC: mmm...
Me: what do you say? should I?
MC: If I were you, I could Blow him up 'til he was so skinny like that guy/girl over there.
Me: too much information
Then I left, again.
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Great having you back, YOU FUCKING PIG WHORE, BITCH, HOOKER, SLUT!
My first day of my last year on high school...
I got up early, beacuse my girlfriend, was coming back from her vacations in New York!
I was waiting in class, because she was late... but I don't care! I'm going to see her after three months, two weeks and three days without her!
The door opens...
IT'S HER!
She seats next to me, I try to kiss her, but she doesn't let me.
-We need to talk
-OK...
Silence
- So... talk...
-Not now, at break time...
The longest hour and a half of my life later...
-This is not easy to say... I know is the first time we see each other since a long time, and I need to be true with my feelings... I cheated on you...
I'm standing steel, looking at her, in silence, my eyes wide open
-And...
-OH, IT GETS BETTER!
- Ale, ok... uff, this is hard... I'm pregnant.
:o...
-Bu... but, you were virgin before you left...
I know, I'm sorry... I met this guy and... I'm sorry, I'm really-really sorry...
-How, much time have you been... stucking meat in your filthy...
Interrupts me
-Ale...
-Ok, I'm sorry, ehm... How long have you been humping cocks?
-Ale... ok, I deserve it... uhm... Three months, Probably more I don't know...
-So... like two weeks and you've already turned into a dick-getting... what happen with... the love, and the... ehm... waiting 'til get married... and the phone calls... Wait a minute! that time when I called you and some guy said I'm coming!... and you were moaning, it wasn't a race between friends!? OH FOR FUCK SAKE! you...
-Please, don't cry...
-Oh, don't you worry! you mean by this tears, noooo, NO! this are just because I'm allergic to WHORES like you!
Seconds later I think I started to puke blood, I dont want to remember this actually.
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