How Much Do GAY Costs?

I was at Blondie's, with my girlfriend and "friends".

Girlfriend:Look, there are a lot of Gay People!

CM: yeah, but I don't understand why, if it's just BritPOP party...

CA: ehm, you ansewered yourself.

Me: OK, I'm starting to feel a little nervous, that guy is watching my pants...

CA: let me dare you to something...

Me: What?

CA: If you dance with that guy I'll give you $10.000 pesos.

Girlfriend: NO

Me: My girlfriend said no, so...

Girlfriend: you should kiss him... that costs $10.000 pesos

Me: wow, you really love me...

MC: mmm...

Me: what do you say? should I?

MC: If I were you, I could Blow him up 'til he was so skinny like that guy/girl over there.

Me: too much information

Then I left, again.