'Fending Fucking Friend, Fought Flaytes from Friend's Failure, Falling Fanges

We were fighting against a group of flaytes, when one of them punched me on the tooth.

My friend Laura got angry and shout:

YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!...

then hit that flayte on the face so hard, that he felt down on the floor...

And I said something I wanted to say for a long time:

Where's your FUCKING Daddy Yankee now?

It sounded better in my head.