Sarcasm Kills me Everytime

I've been asdf a lot lately, and IDK why people write in acronyms or web language WTF! are they thinking of writing like that ROFL, why don't you STFU and GTFO!

Stoopid pipol.

the best story of my life o.o

Few people have believed my story, because even though it is a very plausible story, no one thinks that it could have happened to me, that I have never been very lucky in my life.

I was walking through the seashore when i watched a bottle with a piece of paper in it, I opened it up and the paper had written:

"The person who finds this, will get half of my fortune. call my lawyer Fred Muntz, and he will understand."

And turned out to be true!

I got 20 bucks and I bought a used bycicle.

I crashed it two days later, but I was very lucky to find that bottle that day...

right?