27 junio, 2009

Honey, this is just the beggining.

So I was standing there looking around listening to Kate Micucci, when suddenly IT hit me!

I'm growing up, I have to spend my life working, I have to make money so my little baby can grow well and without worries, So that I can create the family that I want with Ms. Lily and our little Bean.

And, I know, I'm aware of all this since a while now, but now was when it actually made me realize that I'm happy with that...

That everything that is coming for me, is AWESOME!

Crying at Night
Worried about Incomes

I can´t wait!

I'm Fucking Happy!

18 junio, 2009

the best story of my life o.o

Few people have believed my story, because even though it is a very plausible story, no one thinks that it could have happened to me, that I have never been very lucky in my life.

I was walking through the seashore when i watched a bottle with a piece of paper in it, I opened it up and the paper had written:

"The person who finds this, will get half of my fortune. call my lawyer Fred Muntz, and he will understand."

And turned out to be true!

I got 20 bucks and I bought a used bycicle.

I crashed it two days later, but I was very lucky to find that bottle that day...


03 junio, 2009

Analogy Monology!

I was talking with my friends... Ok, I have to say that are my friends.

me: I rather to have a tender girlfriend than a HOT girlfriend.

My friend tells me:
So, you rather to fuck a puppy than a grilled sandwich?

How the FUCK does he get these analogies?